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(Towards the end of spring while the sun is shining)
(The brothers are entering with light footsteps)
At this rate, we'll go to a prestigious university.
-Hello! -Hello.
Hello! It's been a while.
I think I'm going to school more than I did back in the days.
I wasn't even this diligent when I was in high school.
(Just then!)
Do you have something, Kyung-hun?
(Big brother has appeared!)
Min Kyung-hun!
Again?!
Min Kyung-hun!
Again?!
(Ho-dong who appears to be very angry)
Tell me right now!
What?
Tell me right now, you punk!
-What? -Tell me!
Tell me right now, you punk!
-What? -Tell me!
What?
Did you install cable or not?
I asked you if you installed cable in your room or not!
Is this an advertisement for cable?
(Is that Ho-dong's ultimate goal?)
I didn't install it.
-You didn't? -I didn't.
Are you going to install cable or not?
I was worried about that, so I couldn't sleep.
You've been talking about that for three weeks now.
I'm curious. Do you watch it?
What?
Do you monitor "Ask Us Anything?"
He probably can't on Saturday. He's in China.
Exactly!
(Cable is useless!)
You look tired because you do many shows. You should cancel some.
Because Gu-ra, Dong-yup, and Hyun-moo can handle doing a lot
of shows, but you're always exhausted when you come here.
Yeah. I feel that way, too.
Cancel some shows! You're really foolish!
(Speechless!)
It's because you accept all the shows given to you
that you're so tired on this show, so you feel like you
need to do something and go, "Hey! Min Kyung-hun!"
"Aren't you going to install cable?"
Hey, Ho-dong is...
(The counterattack of right arm Sang-min who's always been quiet?)
Hey, Ho-dong is...
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
Sang-min, stop with the acting!
What were you going to do?
Shall we have a proper fight?
(Whimper)
(Transfer student dancing his way in!)
Yo! What's up, man?
I'm Park Joon-hyung who transferred from California!
It's Ha-ni!
Why are you guys only happy to see her?
Hey! Bo-ni, what happened to your face?
-Where did you come from? -I was always here.
(What to do)
-Hey, bro. -What's up, brother?
Yo, man! You're so cute!
Stop it.
Yo, man! You're so cute!
Stop it.
(A rare spectacle)
Joon-hyung, I'm the oldest here. Please consider my image.
I'm sorry. I'll do it again.
Yo, what's up brother? So cute, man!
So cute, man!
(Wrinkled honor)
Yo, Su-geun! You're so tiny!
What's up? Yo!
You used to wear gold during broadcast a long time ago.
Yo!
(Greeted all the brothers in an instant)
(Duck doll)
(It'll be hard to see them act their ages today)
You look happy since you got married.
You're not aging at all!
Joon-hyung, you got younger.
I wore a uniform.
-Yeah. You look cool. -You look happy.
-Ho-dong! -Yeah?
I'm only one year younger than you, so don't treat me like a little brother.
We're actually friends, okay?
Why are you shoulders here, man?
-Joon-hyung is younger? -Joon-hyung is older!
(48-year-old Joon-hyung vs. 47-year-old Ho-dong)
Did you come from a different country?
I'm from Cali, my brother.
-What? What? -Cali.
-California? -California.
L.A!
Los Angeles. Orange County.
Let's greet Ha-ni, too.
Ha-ni!
Lee Soo-min! Lee Soo-min!
Hi! I'm Ha-ni, a specialist at being a show host! It's nice to meet you!
It's nice to meet you!
I think you got taller.
Yes, sir- I mean, yes, I did!
We're friends!
Soo-min, we were on show together last time!
I'm cutie Lee Soo-min Ha-ni!
(Bo-ni and Ha-ni appeared on "Ask Us Anything")
(Talented and charming Su-min)
But Hee-chul wasn't there back then, was he?
Yes, he wasn't.
-She's your fan and wanted to see you. -She likes you the most.
-Thank you so much! -Do you still like Hee-chul?
Oh...um...yes! Of course!
(Cute)
Excuse me, but the person next to her seems like a parent.
(Class with parents?)
You can't leave a taxi parked outside.
(#Hello taxi #Where are you going)
She could be my daughter, but she's my friend today.
What's the age gap?
Soo-min, what year were you born?
2001.
-You two are 32 years apart.
What year was your father born?
1970.
Yo! Your dad is younger than me!
(A harmonious place where you can be friends with your father)
You can go, "Dad, what's up?"
(Today we're friends!)
It's good!
Joon-hyung and I are uncomfortable with each other.
-Why? -He used to call me "big brother" when he debuted.
But we found out I was younger than him.
-Really? -Yeah.
But it's not my fault. My company lied about my age.
When did they say you were born?
In 1975.
(Made him five years younger)
He would tell me "Joon-hyung, do this! When you wrestle, you have to purposely lose!"
I wondered when he was born, and I found out he's younger.
(Prickled conscience)
Did you call Sang-min "big brother" too?
I did! I met him during a music show,
and he would be wearing all black and his shirt unbuttoned to here
with a gold chain around his neck. So I would bow and say hello.
(Charisma Sang-min)
But back then, I didn't really greet anyone properly.
Right?
You were scary.
Really?
-When he walked in, he had a...what do you call it? -A force?
Yeah! He would walk in this force, like he was some kind of gangster.
No, Sang-min was good at greeting people.
I was only good to you.
(A certain ranking back then)
You had a good body back then. Right now, you became a bit thin.
(Quickly gloomy. Oh...the time...)
Do you know who he is?
-I do. -But?
He was in g.o.d.
Sing his song right now! Two, three, four.
-Didn't you get the lyrics wrong last time? -Stop it!
-Stop it! Stop it! -You did, right?
You got the lyrics wrong!
"I forgot the lyrics!" Right?
That's this song?
That's right!
(During a live music show)
I forgot the lyrics!
(He forgot the lyrics again)
I was eating and watching it when he said, "I forgot the lyrics!"
Why are you talking about the past?
Then would we talk about the future?
(It's all in the past)
You get the lyrics wrong a lot.
Joon-hyung, have you ever watched "Ask Us Anything" before?
-Hmmm? -Have you ever watched this show?
-On TV? -Yes.
Hmmm...
Do you not have cable at home?
It's because this is a new show, and if I watch too many shows at one time-
It's been half a year since it started.
Oh, really?
Let me start over.
I've watched it!
(Editing as he pleases)
You watched it? How was it?
It was great!
What episode did you like best?
Um...
The first episode.
Oh.
-The first one? -The first one.
But you weren't in that one.
-I was. -Oh, really? I'll start over.
You were the funniest one.
(Doing editing that the staff can't do)
I'm going nuts. I feel like he's teasing me.
Ha-ni, have you ever watched "Ask Us Anything?"
I saw everything. I saw everything before I came.
You're busy lately, so do you have time to watch TV?
You come out in a lot of advertisements and programs.
I've recorded them all.
I have a good physical fitness.
Of course. You're at that age.
How does she talk so well?
(Envious Joon-hyung who was born in 69)
You were here in Korea a lot longer than she has been alive.
(Entered Korea 1997 > Born 2001)
You can't speak English or Korean, right?
To be honest, I can't do anything.
I can speak Vietnamese.
Ha-ni, you're good at English, too. You studied abroad.
I'm from Kore...Canada.
-Oh, you're from Canada? -Yeah, Canada.
Right on, man.
Now when you go home, speak to your dad like this.
Okay!
But it's been so long.
How long were you there for?
Three years?
How old were you?
Six years old.
Oh, then you can't speak English.
Do you remember?
I think that was my first scene.
-First scene? -You mean your first memory was Canada?
That's a very fancy expression. "First scene."
I don't know what she means.
What is first scene?
You don't usually say that? First scene?
She's young, so she speaks differently from us.
I think you must be curious about me. I'll give you some questions, so answer them.
Okay!
I'll give you the first question, so please pay attention.
Okay!
First question. What is the smell that I like the most?
(Squirm, squirm)
-Min Kyung-hun knows the answer! -No, no!
Smell of poop.
What are you talking about?
-Why are you like that? -You like poop so much.
-Can I really hit your head with this? -Yes! Hit him hard!
(Full swing! Hit the top of the head!)
(Came to his senses!)
I know!
Smell of shoe polish.
-Why? -When you clean your dad's shoes, the smell is nice.
-Yes, you're right! -Yeah, when we were young, we used to use the shoe polish.
-But I don't like it. -Oh, really?
(Failed to find Soo-min's type!)
The smell of mold in a subway!
Oh! It's similar! Amazing! It's similar!
The smell of mold between your toes!
(You went too far...)
-Is it really okay? -It's fine!
You're hitting your dad!
This kind of bended...?
The humid smell of a rainy day.
Oh, correct!
(Dumbfounded)
The answer is the smell of an underground parking lot on a rainy day.
Isn't the smell nice?
What does the underground parking lot on a rainy day smell like?
The moment you open the door to an empty
underground parking lot, there's this humid smell.
That's right! That smell is really nice!
It's a refreshing smell. Right?
That's right! It's refreshing and humid! It's
a smell that makes you want to be left alone.
You probably would have liked the underground place we stayed at during my g.o.d days.
We totally lived with mold back then.
(It's not mold)
Soo-min is sixteen right now, so why would she like that kind of smell?
A part of her is feeling lonely.
She has this lonely feeling in her.
In all 43 years of my life, I've never known that smell before.
-You really don't know? -Some people really like this smell.
The second question. What was my favorite nickname in elementary school and why?
Okay! I think I know the answer!
Seeing you have fair, clean skin and the line of your forehead...
Egg Ghost.
Egg ghost.
(Moves as if she'll beat him up!)
(Shaking, shaking)
(Bad ad-lib ghost be gone!)
(Eureka!)
Mold!
Gosh, seriously!
You said you like mold!
(Voluntary hit)
Except for his style, this guy is LA's Kim Heung-guk.
Yo, what's up, brother?
But when you're little, they use your name to get nicknames.
The only celebrity who has a name similar to Lee Soo-min is Mr. Lee Soo-man.
Oh, that's right! You're correct!
(Got the answer right in a daze. This ad-lib is a failure...)
Seriously?
(Lee Soo-man just because the name sounds similar)
When you're little, they use your name to make a nickname.
There should be a reason, too.
Do you remember the boy who rejected me five times?
-Yes. -He used to call me Lee Soo-man.
What kind of nicknames were there because of your name?
Toothpick. Lee Su-geun. Lee Soo-man.
Lee Su-geun, too?
Which one did you dislike the most out of the three?
Lee Su-geun.
Why?
-Why? Isn't it better than toothpick? -It's not original.
Yeah, that nickname was common.
"Su-geun, Su-geun" was your nickname, too, huh?
Me? They wouldn't dare give me a nickname.
-Why? -Because I wouldn't let them get away with it.
(Heart sinking)
You little punks.
Didn't you have nicknames, Kyung-hun?
I wore glasses, so I was "four-eyes."
You're so old-fashioned!
Four-eyes?
What? I was four-eyes.
Wasn't that a nickname during the Japanese colonial era?
His nickname was "cultivator."
There was that, too.
What about for you, Jang-hun?
Let's see how modern yours is.
(Frozen)
(Father and son's conflict deepens)
It was Jang Fly. Things like that, you know.
Seo Jang-Fly.
I'll move onto the next question.
What is the gift that left the biggest impression on me?
-From who? -I know!
-A fan. -I know!
A Chanel bag.
(Disgusted)
I'm too young for a Chanel bag!
(Ad-libs about designer bags is too much)
I know!
Ten thousand paper cranes.
Hit him ten thousand times.
But you were a bit close!
A thousand!
Correct!
Aren't you looking after your image too much?
-Why? -How can a thousand paper cranes be the most touching gift to you?
It's because that's the most recent gift I received.
There's a reason why I was able to answer that one correctly.
-What is it? -I used to receive a lot of those.
(W...What's this comment?)
(Amazed)
-Who gave it to you? -What's with the mood?
What's with your reactions?
Ha-ni.
Do I actually have to say this myself?
Who here has received a thousand paper cranes before?
(Particularly quiet...)
What about you, Ho-dong?
I never received it before.
-Really? Not even once? -Yeah.
His fans thought it was a nuisance.
Not even once!
(What to do about poor Ho-dong...)
(With a one-year difference, you should ask for permission)
Your skin is so nice!
It's so charming that I keep touching it!
Try touching it!
(Ho-dong how old are you?)
Joon-hyung thinks he's really cute.
You and I are only one year apart.
I still like this.
What month were you born?
I was born in July in 1969.
-You? -June.
(He's a baby. Peek-a-boo.)
It's like rice cake!
(Honey skin)
It's really nice!
There are no holes!
How does your skin breathe?
(Ho-dong has honey skin even though he ate all the food)
Next question.
What am I better at than the eight of you?
Stretching?
Does it have to do with flexibility?
No, she doesn't look flexible at all.
(Boiling anger)
Can I hit you just once?
Nope, you can't. I didn't get it wrong.
(Annoy, annoy)
(I, the middle-school student, will hold it in...)
(Extremely immature)
(Can't handle Hee-chul's immaturity)
(The two oldest ones who have no interest in the questions)
-Game of go? -Sang-min.
Tell him to stay after.
There's a waiting room over there.
(Can't find focus anywhere...)
If we were the same grade, I would've teased you every day!
(Brother Elementary School)
No one is focusing right now.
Give us another hint.
I did this on several variety shows.
You did it on several variety shows?
If you smoke, you're at a disadvantage.
Having the most white teeth!
(Can't help but laugh)
It was original but wrong.
-Okay! -I know! I know!
-Putting paper to your lips for a long time! -No.
I know! I know! This! This thing!
This.
Ripping off papers!
(Completely urgent)
I'm going to answer!
Blowing on tissue for a long time!
Correct!
I did it!
(Quarrel, quarrel)
Is everyone ready?
We're ready!
Start!
(It was a game that Soo-min was confident in)
(Failed quickly...)
What's wrong with you?
You're really bad at this!
-Is it over? -Yeah. Hey!
Hey, what's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
(A new game suggested by the brothers!)
Soo-min, talk as if this is your game! Ready, start!
The game I prepared is seeing who can throw the tissue the farthest!
Let's all try it together!
(Sang-min is the first one to try...)
(Serious...)
(Gripping tightly...onto their precious tissue)
(With all his strength)
That's it! Okay, you're done!
(Sang-min's record)
I just have to win Sang-min.
(Hidden talent)
Throw it from the back.
You're done when it touches.
He did it!
(Flew up and up...and landed right in front of him!)
Don't laugh!
(While quietly focusing)
Fly!
(The game of throwing tissue the farthest is devoutly unfolding)
(Ho-dong's place)
(As always Ho-dong is last...)
(Now it's Kyung-hun's turn)
Geez, your hand!
(Out right away!)
Do it again.
You have to throw it!
You're supposed to throw it, but you dropped it.
Hurry and re-do it.
(Second try)
Okay, it's-
Okay, it''s-
(Fell right away)
(Escaped last place. Satisfied with a faint smile!)
-Kyung-hun! -One more chance!
(Explosion of stubborn persistence!)
No, last time it went over!
One more try!
(This is nothing...)
Kyung-hun, you're last place.
No, I wasn't last place in the beginning.
Right?
Don't point your finger at me!
Is something over there?
(Pretend not to know. Go straight forward)
(Eyes that lost focal point)
(Eventually Kyung-hun tries again)
Start! There's something called justice, Ho-dong.
There's no such thing as justice!
(Softly lies...)
(And falls right away!)
(Bounce, bounce)
What do you mean there's no such thing as justice! It's right here!
(Threw his conscience away and is last place)
(Justice is alive!)
Min Kyung-hun is the god of variety shows!
-You need to throw it hard. -Go, Hee-chul.
Do it honestly.
(High-speed reverse)
(As expected justice is on my side!)
(Dizzy, dizzy)
(Barey hanging onto the start line)
(Shocking ascension of last place)
Step up a little more.
Hey, Ha-ni. Don't be afraid. You'll win even if you just toss it.
-You'll win for sure. -Throw it hard.
(Power throw!)
(Soo-min's tissue)
(Nothing is going right today)
Lee Soo-min is last place!)
-You need to wake up. -Ha-ni, come here.
A while ago, you hit me a lot, huh?
Wait. Say your name and hit her.
A while ago, I got hit by her a lot.
-I didn't hit you that hard. -Come on. Don't do that.
I didn't you that hard!
Yes, you did!
Hee-chul, you got hit a lot, huh?
How can I hit this little kid?
You scared me.
Gosh, seriously.
(He starts to slowly annoy her)
Should I hit you here or there?
(A crazy elementary student has appeared!)
Time over! Change!
(Lost the right to attack!)
(Giving Soo-min the right to attack!)
-Psychologically, she got hit ten times. -That's right!
She was hit a lot!
(Life can change in one moment...)
(Sinner)
-Where do you want me to hit you? -One.
-Wait...-Two.
-I...-Three.
(Boiling anger)
(Changed back to elementary student!)
(At this rate, it's an elementary school special episode...)
-Is this the last question? -Yes.
Last question. What is something I think I'll win again Ho-dong?
-I know! IQ! -No.
(W...What?)
Why are you staring at me like that? You're embarrassing me.
I know. Progressing.
-No. -I know! Dictation.
Oh, that seems possible.
-Ad-lib. -No.
But I think I can win him in that, too.
(Stabbed with daggers)
(Who are these problems for...)
But Ha-ni is really good at talking. She's like the second-generation Yoo Jae-suk.
(Silent...)
Do an ad-lib right now!
I can't think of one.
(Ahhh...)
Gosh, seriously. You're a funny kid.
It's not an answer you can easily come up with.
Can you say "ahhh?"
(Modestly)
-I know! Opening your mouth widely! -No.
Eating a lot.
It's similar.
-No way! -No way!
How big your mouth can get?
We're only one-year apart.
(Ho-dong, you're so cute!)
(First time getting treated like this in his forty years)
Sang-min, tell him!
Tell him that he can't do that in Korea when there's only one age difference.
(Can't hear anything!)
Please focus!
(Surrounded by enemies)
Joon-hyung really adores him!
(Must remain a cutie just because of a one-year difference)
(In front of Joon-hyung is a cute baby)
You can stuff your mouth with a bunch of things.
-Oh! Putting a lot of candies in your mouth! -Right!
Similar, but not candy!
-Coin! -Ice!
-Tangerine! -No.
I know! Can I tell you the answer?
-Sure. -Since you're my rival, I want to guess it right.
Tell us the answer.
Marsh.
Marsh!
Marshmallow!
(How can you be so cute!)
(Worn-out)
(Seems like Marsh Grandpa is handling his grandson...)
Your face is a marshmallow!
If you keep doing that, I'll get wrinkles here.
I'll do it upwards!
This is the first time I see you something like this! It's amazing!
Home-run ball!
No.
Kancho! Kancho!
You got it right!
-What's Kancho? -It's Kancho, huh?
You can put a lot of those in your mouth?
Don't look down on Ho-dong. An old eagle is better than a young crow.
(Sudden anger)
An old eagle is better than a young crow.
I heard you lost the" eating fishcakes game" to Kyung-hun last time.
I think you might lose this time, too.
(Scratched pride)
Shall we give it a try?
You can't win against me.
Look at the difference of their face size.
Soo-min, come here. Does this make any sense?
(Approximately two and a half times as big)
But Ho-dong can't put a lot of things into his mouth.
-My mouth is bigger than his. -Hold on. Sorry, Soo-min, but give me a second.
(Poke, poke)
-She has confidence because it stretches out a lot. -It's because she's a baby.
She's like a squirrel.
It stretches out a lot.
But my condition isn't that good because Joon-hyung kept on touching my face.
I was getting you ready for this!
I was stretching it out or you!
Inside there's chocolate like this...
so it's crunchy and good.
-Are you trying to film ads? -I don't do those.
He can't. He can't.
I emphasize that this isn't sponsored.
-Are you ready? -First, we'll put one in.
Okay, one second. Two seconds.
Can you melt this in your mouth?
No.
You can't swallow it either.
Let's put five in.
Yeah, put in five.
Two seconds. All right. Let's put two more in.
I think Ho-dong will lose just to eat them.
Now two more. Two more.
We'll progress this slowly.
We'll put two more in. Two seconds.
So two more.
Ho-dong can't do this.
Now we'll put one in from now on.
It really doesn't go in?
(Emergency cheek massage!)
(Whine)
(Cuter since chubbier!)
Soo-min's cheeks are soft, so they stretch out a lot.
One! One!
Oh, Soo-min is really good.
It looks like Ho-dong has no teeth.
Now one more!
Ho-dong, you're like a boxing player.
Why can't he put a lot in his mouth?
One more!
(Slide!)
Her mouth is really wide.
(Crumple, crumple)
You have to close your mouth.
Ho-dong is going to lose.
One more! One second added!
Soo-min is good at this.
Ho-dong had an image of an eater. What happens if he loses?
Now add one more.
It'll be hard for him to add one more.
Pretend that the winner of this will be able to film a cracker advertisement.
(What is the effect of this advertisement therapy?)
(Rapid expansion!)
(Completed extension construction!)
(Mind over matter!)
One more!
Viewers, please keep a close eye on them.
We'll add one more.
(A competition where the tables have turned)
See? It keeps going in.
You two look like Aromi and Tutu from "Demetan Croaker, The Boy Frog."
You look like the catfish from there.
(2 m 7 cm catfish!)
(Acknowledge)
Come here.
(Want to get hit by a catfish?)
(Requesting to continue the competition)
Add one more.
(Tap)
Soo-min, one fell out, so put two in.
-I told you Ho-dong will win. -Ho-dong can't lose this.
-Soo-min, give up! -You have to give up.
(I don't lose here when I came so far...!)
(Discovered the monster next to her!)
(I'll fight you all you want!)
-Soo-min, give up! -You have to give up.
-She can't do it. -Shall we count?
(Eventually gives up!)
We're going to try for a record.
Good.
We're trying to get a record.
(Inexorable force)
(Going over 20!)
Everyone look. It's amazing.
(Magic like a black hole!)
He has a great amount of Kancho crackers in his mouth.
What will you do if you can't film an ad?
It keeps going in!
(Going over 25!)
Ho-dong is happy right now. He's motivated.
You need to close your mouth.
I feel like they'll pop out from his eyes!
What are you going to do if you can't film an ad?
Wait! Wait!
One came out from here.
(In the end erupted from the top of his head!)
(Unable to continue the competition!)
(Takes a while for him to spit them out)
(An unbelievable record!)
(The dignity of an appetite champion!)
I thought you were feeling blue lately, so I
picked a game that you could win on purpose.
Wow!Her progress!
Now you realize that I was going easy on you during the fishcake game, huh?
This wasn't about eating. It was about putting it in your mouth.
Is 27 a joke to you?
Gosh, how pathetic!
(Failed to redeem himself)
Gosh, youngsters these days!
Gosh, how pathetic!
It's so chewy!
Now it's time for my quiz, man.
-"Time for my quiz, man." -That's right.
-Quiz one. -Yes.
I didn't know this, but why does my manager not like to eat with me?
Because you eat noisily.
-What? -Because you eat noisily.
He eats noisier than I do.
I know.
(Pass on)
(Hee-chul's strike!)
(Mommy!)
I can see you!
Because you eat fast.
Why does that matter? He eats faster than I do.
(Pouty, pout)
Because you keep spilling food like a grandfather does.
Do I have a hole in my mouth?
(It's fine since I was funny)
Because you only eat delivery food.
-No. -Joon-hyung eats a lot!
You know me well.
He doesn't hit me.
I don't hit you because I'll think you become uglier.
(Uglier than this...?)
Because you fart too much while eating!
I'm sorry. Cut me some slack. Just this once.
(Brightens after seeing his face)
(Avoid getting hit by giving his face up!)
(Glance)
Tell him that we're only one year apart.
It seems like you're starting to enjoy it.
(I know...it's not that bad)
Number one.
Dutch pay.
Splitting up the cost.
Number two.
Because I nag him.
Number three.
Because I get rice on him.
Number four.
Because I keep eating only one menu.
I know!
-I know! -Because you keep eating only one menu!
-I said it first! -No, I said it first!
I can't hear you!
I know!
-Because I only order what I want to eat. -Correct.
(Stick tongue out)
He's the only character who can fight with a kid like that.
One day, you're going to suffer from the media!
(1. Speaks roughly to previous strong champion)
(Kiss)
It smells like menthol.
(2. Makes a cigarette comment to Girls' Generation)
(3. Quarrels with a sixteen-year-old girl)
(A psycho you've unheard of)
If I get hooked onto one thing, I'll keep eating it.
I do that, too.
What are you hooked onto lately?
I'm hooked onto three things lately.
What?
Sausage stew, mushroom hot pot, and Vietnamese noodles.
Lately, I'm hooked onto pork rib hangover soup.
Hold on. What are you hooked onto?
Pork rib hangover soup.
Oh, the one with bone, spinach, and "sewer" in it?
That one? It's good!
(Looking for pork rib hangover soup with a sewer in it)
(Seems like he meant to say dried radish greens...)
That's delicious.
Question number two!
As I get older, it's getting harder to do the choreography.
What do I do then?
You eat a lot of ox knee soup that is good for your bones.
No, no.
You dance in the back and not in the front.
It's similar.
(Pretty close)
It's close, but...
You dance behind everyone else! You hide in the back!
You said the same thing!
You dance in the back and not in the front.
You dance behind everyone else! You hide in the back!
(Same answer...!)
You said the same thing as he did.
Hit her! Hit her! Hit her!
Gosh, I'm pissed off.
Why are you like this to me?
I only appear when it's my part.
So he'd be in the waiting room until then?
(He stays in the waiting room and only comes out during his part...?)
It's the most similar!
It's the most similar to the answer, so I won't hit you.
When it's not your part, you stay backstage.
Don't you have ears?
(Soo-min's ears are missing!)
They're different!
(Strongly hit!)
(Hee-chul stole the hammer and hit her)
He did it.
(Gosh...let's not talk)
It doesn't matter whose part it is. You're going to go
closer to your fans no matter whose turn it is to sing.
(Yes! Yes!)
Because I'm tired, I'll go out when it's my part.
I greet the fans and then slowly make my way back to my spot.
Joon-hyung, do "why do you keep doing this?" One, two, three, go!
(Excellent!)
(Park Joon-hyung records 80 lights!)
Question number four!
Three.
That's right. I'll do it again.
Question number three!
You can't read English either?
My eyes aren't good anymore. I'm going to wear my glasses now. Sorry.
I was trying to be cool at first, but...oh!
Was it so bright in here?
Your face is very white!
Yo! Question number three.
(He's reading the question...)
What is my hobby lately?
Reading!
Do I look like I'll read books?
(Shakes his head)
Lower your head.
(Glare)
Listening to music!
Watching movies!
Watching TV!
Three hits! Lee Soo-min was wrong, right?
-Of course. -Three hits.
(Hit, hit, hit)
(Sigh...)
He's really an unrivaled character.
(While Hee-chul is happy...)
(Kyung-hun is especially quiet?)
It's a fact that Kyung-hun has no interest in girls who he has no possibility with.
I found that out today!
(Sympathize!)
Compare his behavior now with the other women who came on the show.
(Oh!)
(Clap clap clap)
(Grin)
She's the prettiest out of all the guests who came before.
Kyung-hun usually has a lot of that.
He doesn't even look at her! Good job.
It's a misunderstanding.
-He acts like she's one of us. -Yeah!
It won't end if we continue like this! I'll do "popping choices" for you!
(Excuse me...?)
(Dancing in the middle of this)
(Collaboration of Sugar Man Joon-hyung and Show Man Hee-chul!)
(Ask Us Anything Club)
Sit down.
(Failed wrong way)
Number one: memorize proverbs.
Number two: chatting.
Number three.
Sleep naked.
Number four.
Reading.
I know!
(Anticipating)
Number one: memorizing proverbs. Park Joon-hyung,
When there's smoke...
-Hmmm? -When there's smoke...
(When there's smoke, there's fire)
Fire comes out.
Oh, correct!
A pretext is...
(A pretext is never wanting)
Turned away.
Correct! A pearl drops...
(A pearl drops when a crow flies from the trees)
Let's play scarecrow.
(Sensation...!)
You're really LA's Kim Heung-guk.
(As expected from Joon-hyung who studied abroad!)
But that wasn't correct.
It wasn't...
-Chatting? -Number two: chatting!
Correct!
(Okay!)
Joon-hyung, do you know the pop song that is popular in Korea right now?
-What is it? -Do you know D.A.N.G?
-Do it. -D.A.N.G.
(My type!)
You need to look at the camera, not me, so that your ugly face can come out.
(Sigh...my...goodness)
The camera is already filming me!
Am I ugly?
Your pupils and nostrils are the same size.
Joon-hyung, who is the ugliest out of all the guys here?
-Who is the ugliest? -Yeah.
Look at Jang-hun's face, too.
To be honest, Jang-hun looks cute.
Jang-hun looks cute.
See?
He looks like a baby Godzilla.
A baby Godzilla?
(Original comparison...!)
He's not that small. He's two meters!
Right? A Godzilla's baby will be at least two meters long!
(Next to Godzilla he's just a baby...)
And I don't even have to say that he's the best one!
A rice cake-like baby!
He's cute.
(I want to do it, too...)
(Mixed emotions)
What about him?
All you need to do is stay still.
Just stay still. Don't even smile.
(Humiliated)
When you smile, I feel like your dentures will come out!
Those are dentures, right?
(Explosion of laughter)
-You need to sing that "have strength super power!" -No, thanks.
All this time, I thought it was "Himalayan Super Power!"
Captain! I see the Himalayas in front of me!
(At the top of the Himalaya you shout...)
(Himalaya Super Power!)
(So funny)
Yo, man. Since what year did I start riding the skateboard?
1997!
I was already thirty by then.
Why would I start that when I'm 30?
1977!
Very close, my brother.
I know! 1976!
-Correct. -Correct. 1976.
You started since you were very young.
Since you were seven years old.
That's right. I started when I was seven.
-You did surfing, too, right? -Right.
What's good about riding the waves?
When you ride the waves, you feel as if
your body is one with nature.
You're like "oh, how does this carry me?" That feeling is the best.
It's a lot better than being with women.
Back then, didn't you say you liked women more?
You're right. I did. It'll be edited out anyways.
(Cursing for editing? %$@!)
Toothpick!
(A sensational, old-fashioned broadcaster!)
You're going to stand on top of here?
Can you balance?
He has some sense about it.
(What is this object used for...?)
(A competition to see who can endure on the board the longest!)
(Many skateboarders and surfers do this to train for balance!)
Start!
(The three that are out in two seconds)
You can't get hurt.
(Soo-min, the only woman, is out in two seconds, too)
(And as for Young-cheol...)
(Presents slapstick comedy)
(But out in three seconds...)
(Su-geun who is dancing with Ho-dong)
Oh, you're good!
(Out in four seconds!)
That's right. Su-geun is good at it. Good job!
(Kyung-hun endures it well, too!)
But it doesn't look cool at all!
(Kyung-hun and Su-geun enter into finals!)
(Kyung-hun vs. Joon-hyung vs. Su-geun)
We have school pride, so you can't lose!
Endure it until the end!
-Way to go! -Two, three, start!
(The three people who went on at the same time)
(Super-focused)
Kyung-hun is already out.
-Is Kyung-hun out? -No, I think he can endure quite well actually.
-Kyung-hun, you're really good. -Kyung-hun, you're good at it.
Kyung-hun will fall anyways and ask for a re-match.
(Shaking)
He's pretty good at it.
His posture is unsteady, but he's doing well.
-Doesn't it seem like he's not looking at anyone?
-He's actually pretty good at slapstick comedy.
You need a lot of strength in your lower body.
(Still these two are stable!)
(Silly by himself!)
Look at Kyung-hun enduring that.
Kyung-hun has a really good sense of balance,
but he has a weaker lower body compared to those
two, so that's why he's wobbling so much.
He has a weaker lower body compared to those two, so that's why he's wobbling so much.
He's amazing.
It's so hot!
This is hard.
- What? - Wow, this is hard.
- What? - What was that?
(Eliminated because he ran out of energy)
(With these(?) skills, he'll at least take 2nd place)
(And right then...)
Then our team...
This is about stamina.
(Su-geun eliminated from running out of energy)
(Really ridiculous, but....)
(Min snail won!)
- You won! - No way.
- You won. - You saw, right?
I told you this was a game you can do until you win.
(Proved to us that he has an amazing cochlea)
- How did you... - I'm good, huh? - He's good.
(Sketchbooks and pens are waiting for the members)
(2nd period is Korean class!)
Jun, it must be Korean class. Read that for us.
Read that for us. Go.
Korean class.
Wroiting(?) Dongshi (Korean for children's poems).
The topic: My partner, ggong, ggong, ggong.
From the students at the school, pick someone...
-You'd like. - You'd like
as a partner and wroite(?) a poem.
It's not "wroiting," it's "writing."
Do you know what Dongshi means?
Doing it at the same time.
Oh, doing it at the same time?
Is there something called Children's poems?
- Yes, for the children. - That's what that means.
It's a poem.
Doesn't "dong" mean the sun setting?
The Chinese character for "dong" means "young."
Young?
So how are we supposed to write it?
You're in Korean class now, and you'll be writing Children's poems.
The topic is "my partner." So choose who you want as your partner,
and write a sincere poem about it.
Okay, the member I want as my partner.
(Taps her)
(Su-min is kind enough to accept it)
(Let's do it too!) - Children's poems.
Poems for children.
We have to become childlike to write the children's poems, right?
Related to our partners.
What should I write?
You shouldn't cheat.
You better not cheat off of mine.
(Speechless)
- You better not cross that line. - I'm not going to!
(Teasing her)
(Speechless from how immature he is)
I'm becoming serious again. How annoying.
Hani?
(The members are becoming serious and returning to their childhood)
(Who do they want as their partners?)
(Looks serious)
(My partner Ho-dong is a fool)
(Starts dissing him from the beginning?)
We just have to write one poem, right?
(Pained by creative work)
This isn't it!
Everyone's writing a book.
(I don't like it)
(What kind of poem will the youngest member, Su-min, write?)
(Seriously silent... bad for the show)
I just remembered!
I now know what expression Young-chul has when he smiles.
It looks a bit like when you put stocking on your face and take it off.
- (I can't believe I'm hearing this...) - That's what...
- Take it off like how? - But he really does!
- Right? - Wow!
He is very observant.
(The sad reality, it's funny but annoying)
Let me ask you since you're smart.
I'm very curious.
(What?) - This is how it goes, right?
People say, 10, 20, 30, 40 years old, right?
They also say, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70 years of age, right?
Why not 10 years of age (sounds like bad word in Korean)?
People don't usually say "I'm 20 years of age" either.
Oh, so if I say 10 years of age...
(Why does it feel so wrong?)
You're allowed to say 20, 30, 40 years of age.
But people don't say 10 years of age because it sounds like a bad word.
See? It sounds like a bad word.
It's a bad word? Oh...
Cross- stitch (sounds like 10 confessions in Korean)
So that means 10 confessions?
- Confessing 10 times? - No, that's not what it means.
So that's what you should call confessing 10 times?
(Perfect logic, can't find any flaws)
(Loves the old man's jokes)
- How many are you writing? - I'm just...
(Feeling inspired)
Please finish up now.
(In a hurry) - One minute.
One more minute.
Everyone is working so hard on it.
If you're done writing the children's poems,
we'll go around one by one to present it.
- Don't I have a good penmanship? - Sure.
(How dare you answer like that?)
(Hehe)
It's called, "My Partner."
By Kim Hee-chul.
Lee Soo-min is my partner.
I've sat next to many people before,
but Soo-min is too kind.
She's clear like the ocean.
She shines like jewels.
When I look at her,
she's pretty and pure.
It feels like I'm getting purified too.
She's bright like her name, Lee Soo-min.
(They're cute) - Soo-min.
I'll apologize for being mean to you,
so could you read it going down for me?
Lee Soo-min is a stupid idiot-
(You little!)
(Fleeing)
He's smart.
(It's my fault for falling for it)
(Hee-chul's poem was witty)
(Teasing her)
- Sit down. - It makes you mad, huh?
The title is, "My Partner."
By Lee Soo-min.
You're not crazy, but you seem crazy.
(Chills down his spine) - You seem normal, but you're not normal.
You look like a girl, but you're not.
- Who is that? - I want you to be my partner.
P.S. Don't cross the line of the desks.
(In awe of her concise poem) - "You look like a girl..."
Then it must be you, Jang-mi.
(The temptress doesn't even blink an eye)
(Why did they pick each other after bickering all day?)
Personally, I prefer abnormal people than normal people.
I think he enjoys teasing me.
But I think we get along well.
Regarding sense of humor.
I wrote how I felt horizontally and vertically.
I have a low mental age and I'm immature.
I thought I got along well with her on that level through the bickering and teasing.
Soo-min seems like she'd have a temper too.
She's going to be big.
I adapted it from a preexisting poem.
(He adapted a preexisting poem?!)
I can see without having to look closely.
He only seems human after you watch him for a while.
That's you.
It's titled, "Big Flower, Jang-hun."
You haven't started yet?
- I'm going to start now. - It's a preface, right?
Those are for novels, you idiot.
I thought professor Lee Wae-su was here.
It was a preface. Let's get to the main part now.
(But that was it...)
You only said the title, right?
I can see from just a glance.
(Starts making one on the spot) - But.
You have to watch him carefully until he seems human.
That's you. (Looking because it's about him)
It's titled, "Big Flower, Jang-hun."
- "Big Flower, Jang-hun." (Very touched)
- What an amazing expression. - "Big Flower, Jang-hun,"
- It's a beautiful expression. - Because it's about you.
This might be too difficult for your level.
- Did you all understand it? - He might look like a small giant.
But you have to watch him carefully until he looks human. What do you think?
You must be very intelligent since you know that poem.
And I made it look like a flower.
Chili (sounds like flower in Korean)?
- Flower. - Oh, flower.
He thought it was chili.
I'm sorry. I heard it wrong.
They're not on my level.
Next.
I'm sure the viewers who read poems will be amazed.
I added rhyming in mine.
It's titled, "Dear My Partner."
Around and around goes the basketball.
- And so does our friendship. (Everyone can tell it's about him)
With his basketball shoes in one hand,
my partner is doing well both in basketball and his studies.
Seo Jang-fly, Jang-hun, my partner.
Was it a few days ago?
The memories of us playing basketball together.
What is this? It sounds like a diary.
- He... - Are you sure it's not a letter?
- You said... - It's a poem.
It's okay since this is an international school.
He complained as he taught me the rules of the game.
You were angry because of all my cheating, huh?
I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. (What is this...)
- Even his poems are long. - It sounds like an apology letter.
- It repeats. Around and around goes the basketball. (I'm done.)
Verse 2.
And so does our friendship.
I hope our friendship goes around and around forever like that ball.
You're going to stay as an outcast.
(Going around and around alone forever)
- When are you going to adapt? - I followed the format of a poem.
I'm in no place to judge, but he did well.
It was too difficult to be called a children's poem.
It's a new genre of poems.
I thought it was by a 6th grader.
Sang-min, who did you pick? - His paper looks like a memorandum, not a poem.
(Again...)
- Memorandum! - Show it to them.
(A full page)
A memorandum.
My partner, Seo Jang-hun.
- A lot of people picked Jang-hun. - I'm so popular.
How lonely you must be...
How bad is it?
When I listen carefully to your heart,
my tears come like waterfall, and my sighs are like gusts of wind.
(Everyone is amazed)
No matter how many times you talk about how much money you own,
you don't own happiness.
I'll let you have my happiness.
So let me have your money.
(Starts by comforting him and ends with a request for money)
If we share, it multiples just as much.
So let's hold hands and go at this together.
I'll let you curse at me or get yell at me as much as you want.
I'll let you do that if you let me rent out one floor of your building for free.
That was good!
(An amazing poem from the King of music)
Is he trying to diss me or what?
- It's a chain letter. - A chain letter?
You have to send it to 17 people right away.
Jang-hun surprisingly got the most votes.
Jang-hun, our main guy.
He always likes going last.
(Did Jang-hun pick one of them for his partner?)
Chul.
(Chul as in Young-chul...?)
(Or Hee-chul...?)
By Seo Jang-hun.
We're both Chul.
Chul...
Like a main character straight out of the cartoons,
you have stolen my heart.
Young-chul looks like a cartoon character too.
- Chul. - It's Hee-chul.
When you flaunt your blonde hair,
my heart rolls like the waves.
(The two men's ardent bromance) - Chul.
When you spit out crazy ad-libs,
I want to enter your brains and swim there as much as I want.
(Screams)
(After receiving excited(?) hate comments,)
(Jang-hun became a lot closer with Hee-chul)
(Whenever Hee-chul talks, he showers him with praise)
(He's about to become Hee-chul's dad too)
(The giant is being serious) - Our tight friendship...
Our beautiful memories...
Let's not forget them and stay like this forever.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
(Hee-chul lover apologizing for what he has said in the past)
So "Chul" was for Hee-chul, not Young-chul.
Don't be petty. It's all a continuation. I felt bad for telling him to shut up.
Many people wrote poems for me, so I was very happy about that.
To be honest, I meet with Hee-chul often outside of work.
Hee-chul is a funny person.
He hasn't been showing us his full potential,
but now he's blossoming.
That's what I think.
He's very funny these days.
I peeked at it, and I saw that it said "Chul."
- So I... (Embarrassed)
I forgot for a moment that there was Kim Hee-chul in our class.
and thought it was about me.
So I thought it wouldn't be embarrassing to write my poem.
I shouldn't have wrote it for Jang-hun.
(Joon-hyung's turn to present)
My friend, cream bread Ho-dongs.
(It's already funny) - My partner's face is elastic like a rice cake.
And he is a man with skin as soft as milk and cream.
Man.
The end.
(This is what a children's poem is)
(Proud) - Joon!
(Elastic)
Joon, show it to us.
Like this. (Looks exactly like a Children's poem)
- That's really a Children's poem. - It was the most pure one.
- It was pure. - Soft.
Joon's poem was showed his untainted childlike innocence.
Childlike innocence is about dreaming regardless of what you're good at.
I thought it was the most like a Children's poem.
He's my partner.
Even though I'm a year older, people might not like having their face touched.
But he let me do it, and we did a lot of programs together
when g.o.d was a rookie group, like Dream Team and shows like that.
So we have those memories. (Joon-hyung felt comradeship with Ho-dong)
- Did you do it? - It does sound like lyrics.
- Kyung-hun. - My partner, Kang Ho-dong.
My friend Ho-dong is an idiot.
He thinks we look down on him and tease him all the time.
But we actually like him.
Though I hate him for eating all the candies by himself,
but I guess he needs to eat a lot.
Because he's fat.
(He can't refute it. )
My friend, Ho-dong, I love you. Let's be good friends.
Isn't this a letter?
-It sounds like he wrote a letter. -He's telling Ho-dong how he feels.
This is my answer. To my friend Ssam-ja, whom I miss even when we are together.
(Nice.)
Don't make Ho-dong cry.
Show your love for Ho-dong.
(Touched.)
I wonder why this is so hard for me to say this.
I guess that's just me, your piggy.
[He's very satisfied.]
?I am just a little piggy?
-He wrote two poems? -Here you go buddy.
Sometimes, I feel like I am too mean to him.
I worry about that sometimes.
At the end of a day, when I'm home, I worry that I might have hurt his feelings.
We bicker with each other all the time,
but in doing so, I believe our friendship grew stronger.
I hope he'll stay by my side just the way he does now.
Hi, I am Lee Su-geun from the first row.
-Title. -Title?
My friend Lee Sang-min.
By Lee Su-geun.
Fly, fly, let us fly.
Let's fly again.
Though there be storm or blizzard,
let us fly in search of blooming flowers of spring,
let us fly with the last drop of our strength.
Sang-min!
Do you know this cartoon?
The boy frog who never gives up.
Croak croak croak, lalalala croak croak.
Let us fly to the pond where we can have our music and parties.
(Deeply touched.)
-He truly cares about his friend. -You know how Sang-min's parents went bankrupt.
I hope he will have a heart and live hard.
(Thank you, Su-geun.)
I thought he was gonna try to be funny.
But his poem had such a heart-warming message.
I was very thankful.
The line where he goes, "Fly, fly, let us fly,"
it was so encouraging and gave me strength.
The poem has my story in it too.
It's not about going back to the top and become popular again.
I was telling myself to overcome hardships and work hard to bring laughter to my fans.
Work hard to make viewers smile. And maintain that energy.
Be passionate of what I do and fly, fly, let us fly.
That's the message.
(With the boys' dreams, the classroom board became richer and more meaningful.)
It's time for our music class.
We prepared the music class's curriculum according to the wishes of Su-min.
I asked to have the "Tray Karaoke."
-Wasn't Ho-dong MC of that show? -No he wasn't.
That was Shin Dong-yeup.
Ho-dong only eats food on the tray.
I was on that show once as a guest.
-I must have seen that one. -Right.
That show's MC was Yoo Jae-suk.
So today, we modified the Tray Karaoke a bit and prepared a "Mallet Karaoke."
(Mallet Karaoke)
Start.
(Each person must sing the verse of the Mission Song given to them.)
(If they miss the lyrics, they get hit with a mallet.)
-Ouch. -He's so lucky.
(There are five Chance Cards. They can try 10 times.)
(In case they fail the mission, an enormous punishment awaits them.)
Penalty men, please come in.
(The penalty men look intimidating.)
(Whoosh)
(They will be hitting us with a mallet?)
(Extremely nervous.)
(They are beyond terrified.)
Geez, they scared me.
-These are the penalty men. - I am so scared.
He got the biggest dude.
If they hit us, we will become like a turtle.
I guess this is how you guys feel when I have that mallet in my hand.
You are scarier.
Now, I will play the Mission Song.
Once you hear the song, you cannot discuss with others.
(The Mission Song: Dinosaur ABC)
There's a children's song like this one?
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's sing with dinosaurs.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's call the names of dinosaurs. Start!
A, Ankylosaurus
B, Brachiosaurus
C, Compsognathus
D, Deinonychus
E, Elasmosaurus.
-What the- -What?
F, Fabrosaurus.
G, Gallimimus.
H, Hadrosaurus.
I, Iguanodon.
J, Jaxartosaurus.
K, Kentrosaurus.
L, Lambeosaurus.
M, Megalosaurus.
N, Nodosaurus.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's remember the names of dinosaurs. Promise!
(Complete panic)
I've never heard this song before. I can't get the notes right.
I can't even understand what they are saying.
Let's start with the first verse. You didn't forget, did you?
I did forget though.
I thought they were just giving us a taste of the song.
-Play the melody. -Play the melody!
(The first try.)
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC.
Let's sing with dinosaurs.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC
Let's play with dinosaurs.
(The penalty men are on it!)
(Bam!)
You shouldn't have missed that part.
-Wasn't it, "let's play with dinosaurs." -No, it was "let's remember-"
We can discuss now, right?
-Yes, you can. -Do you guys remember your dinosaur's name?
-No. - I didn't even know those were dinosaurs' names. He's pronunciation is awful.
-A bad pronunciation. -We will do pronounce it badly too.
(Blurring his words.)
(He's trying to find a way to cheat. )
-Anti.. -It was something that ends with saurus.
Antiaging?
What am I saying?
(Dinosaurs' names are being modified in a strange way.)
-The thing is that no one here knows their dionosaurs' names. -Not one guy.
Rather than giving it a random try,
shouldn't we use the chance card?
-Su-min, you try. We can't get this right, anyways. (Using the first chance card!)
But if we pick a wrong chance card, it might get more difficult.
-But we don't have a choice. -The chance cards have different things.
-We have to give it a try right after we use the chance card. -Pick a good one.
-Please, let it be the "Listen again" card. -I hope she has lucky hands.
(Does Su-min have lucky hands or shitty hands?)
Everyone gets hit with the mallet once and listen to the song one more time.
(Su-min's lucky hands give them a glimpse of hope.)
(Enthusiastic)
We get to listen to the whole song.
( They get smacked with the mallet gladly.)
It's gonna start right away.
-Listen to it carefully. -Listen to your part only.
Gosh, I am nervous.
(Intense concentration)
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC.
Let's sing with dinosaurs.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC.
Let's call the names of dinosaurs. Start!
A, Ankylosaurus.
B, Brachiosaurus.
C, Compsognathus.
D, Deinonychus.
E, Elasmosaurus.
F, Fabrosaurus.
G, Gallimimus.
H, Hadrosaurus.
I, Iguanodon.
J, Jaxartosaurus.
K, Kentrosaurus.
L, Lambeosaurus.
M, Megalosaurus.
N, Nodosaurus.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's remember the names of dinosaurs. Promise!
-Promise! -Everyone says promise at the end.
Promise!
Give it to us, now!
We have to start right away.
It's on?
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's sing with dinosaurs.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's call the names of dinosaurs. Start!
A, Antylosaurus.
B!
(The second try fails.)
-Jang-hun got it wrong. -No, I didn't.
It's Antylosaurus.
That's wrong?
Jang-hun, it's Ankylosaurus.
It's not tyl but kyl. Ankylo-
Ankylosaurus.
You said Antylo- eariler.
(They are checking what they memorized.)
-Megalosaurus. -N was Nodosaurus.
Let's see if everyone knows their part.
Let's just try it.
Start.
A, Ankylosaurus.
B, Brachiosaurus.
C.... (What was it..?)
Compsognathus.
-Next is.. - Deinonychus.
Deinonychus.
My dinosaur has the most shiny hair of all.
How come?
It's Elasmosaurus. (Elastine: Popular shampoo brand in Korea.) -That's a good tactic.
Fabrosaurus.
Gallimimus.
Hadrosaurus.
Igua...
Iguanodon.
(A dinosaur comes out of Ho-dong's mouth with difficulty.)
Ho-dong's is the easiest. I remember it clearly. It's Elasmosaurus and Iguanodon.
-Igunadon, right? -Right. -Wow, you're good Jang-hun.
Mine is something that starts with Jax...
-J... -Jax.. Jackus..
K, is for Kentrosaurus.
What's yours?
Mine is Lambeosaurus.
-M? -Megalosaurus.
And N was for Nodosaurus.
Mine sounded like Louis Armstrong's voice.
(Laughing out loud.)
Excuse me, but it's okay if I don't sound like Louis Armstrong, right?
(He practices Armstrong's voice impersonation just in case.)
(Everyone's almost memorized their part.)
(It's their third try.)
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's sing with dinosaurs.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's call the names of dinosaurs. Start!
A, Ankylosaurus.
B, Brachiosaurus.
C, Columbiansaurus.
-That's not it. -Hey!
(Columbia...?)
There was no Columbia.
It was Constotinatus.
-Constotinatus! -Constotinatus?
Gallimimus, and Constotinatus.
We got Su-min's part wrong.
So we have to start over and check if Constotinatus is right.
-Let's go! -How many times have we tried?
This is our fourth time.
Go!
(The partners in skits are getting ready.)
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's sing with dinosaurs.
Young-chul!
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's call the names of dinosaurs. Start!
A, Ankylosaurus.
B, Brachiosaurus.
C, Cozozotinatus.
(The fourth try is failed.)
-What did you say? -I said Constotinatus.
-Isn't it Constotinatus? -It's not.
Let's use the chance card.
(Second Chance Card!)
We are done for if we get the "Switch the Seats Card."
If we really get that card, we will waste at least two tries.
One person gets hit, and we get to see one verse.
Then we can see your part.
They can hit me. I will take it.
What did you say?
No, no. That won't do.
-Kyung-hun, you take it. -Alright.
-Yeah, take one for the team. -Okay.
I will take it for you.
Thank you!
(Bam!)
All right. Show us the C part.
(Opening her eyes as wide as possible.)
Compsog....
It hasn't been three seconds.
That was not three seconds.
It was Composgnathus.
Composgnathus.
That's not it.
Composgnathus?
-Alright, listen. Com. -Com.
-P. -P.
-Sog. -Sog.
-Nathus. -Nathus.
Composgnathus.
Comp. Sognathus.
Compsgonathus.
Hey! No. Compsognathus.
Composgnathuru.
What's wrong with this girl?
She's all confused.
This is more like the show X-man than Tray Karaoke.
-I think she's the X man. -Right?
Okay, listen carefully.
(Thanks to X man Soo-min)
(They fail the fifth time)
((c) compsogsaurus, wrong)
(Soo-min fails three times in a row)
-Hey! -Hey.
Oh, Soo-min...
Soo-min, you just have to get it right.
Okay, we'll try for the sixth time now.
-What? -It's your 7th.
-How many hints do we have left? -Three.
-No, no, no. Because- -It's our sixth!
-It's our sixth. -Yeah. -Because-
He's from another country, so he counts one less.
That's right. We count one less.
So in Korea, it's seven, but-
I'm actually 46 years old, but in Korea, I'm 48 years old.
So it's our sixth.
-That's the American age. -Of course. 46!
-That's right. -Then in America, you're...
-You're younger than me. -Oh, yeah.
-Hi, brother. -Hi, little bro.
Oh, my baby brother.
If we keep talking, we'll forget. Let's go.
(The seventh try)
(Reviewing one more time)
Hello, I'm contestant number 1, Lee Su-geun.
-We should stand. -I'm number 1.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC, let's sing with dinosaurs.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC, let's call the names of dinosaurs.
Start! A! Ankylosaurus
B! Brachiosaurus
C! Compsognathus
(She got it, finally!)
(Emotional)
D! Deinonychus
E! Elasmosaurus
F! Fabrosaurus
(Huh?)
-Hey! -You
(Fails the seventh try)
You're a singer, and you miss the beat?!
You're a singer!
You're in a rock band!
-What about the beat? -Listen to it!
(No idea what's going on)
I can't hear anything!
What's wrong? Wasn't I singing it right?
There's the interlude. You start after the interlude.
He's a singer, and he didn't know-
-Should we use a chance card? -The singer forgets the lyrics and...
Chance card.
If we get "switch seats," we can assume that we're done.
Don't pick "switch seats."
Pink for men. Come on, god of luck. Here we go!
Oh! Photograph chance.
What is that? Pictures of dinosaurs?
-Show us the photo. What is it? -Not of dinosaurs, right?
-What's photograph chance? -Looking at photos?
Tell me which part you want to see.
-The one we didn't know. -The end part for Joon-hyung.
J.
-I don't know J. -The one he really didn't know.
-I'll show you the picture. -Okay.
-I knew it. -What is it?
What is that?!
(How is that important?!)
-Let's see it. -Okay, let's look at it. What is it?
(We have never met...)
I don't know. How am I supposed to know this?
-Let's use another chance card. -Give him a nickname.
We're gonna get it wrong anyway.
-We will get it wrong. -We will.
We have to know for sure. We don't have many chance cards left.
We only have 5 chance cards left.
Can anyone post on our viewers' blog?
If you have ever seen this in your whole life,
-Kids know it. -What? Really?
Then let me call my kid.
If he doesn't know, we get another chance card.
Ho-dong, don't you think your son knows?
-Shouldn't he be sleeping? -It's 1:30.
He might know. He knows English, too.
First, let's look at the chance card.
-You can't mess this up. -You-
(Switch seats)
What? What? What?
-Why do we have that? -What is it?
How are we supposed to switch seats?
Are we supposed to guess who the X man is today?
She's acting right now.
I knew it from the beginning when you hit me. You are the X man, huh?
Right. There's no way Soo-min would get it wrong so many times.
-Something's going on. -Did you forget again?
(They each pick a new seat)
One, two, three!
I got 4. Hee-chul's seat.
(Unbelievable!)
(He got number 1 again!)
We can't talk about the song now. We have to start right away after we switch seats.
We can't talk about it. Okay, cue the music.
(The eighth try)
(Singing to himself)
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC, let's sing with dinosaurs.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC, let's call the names of dinosaurs.
Start! A! Ankylosaurus
B! Brachiosaurus
C! Compsognathus
-Oh, come on! -Why did you do that?
Compsognathus!
-Compsognathus. -He hit me really hard.
Soo-min...Soo-min...
Now that I'm here, this part is easy.
Soo-min got it wrong like three times and she's
yelling at Ho-dong for getting it wrong!
-Compsognathus. Okay. -It wasn't me.
She's cute.
Fabrosaurus, and Hadrosaurus
(They're busy teaching dinosaur names to each other)
-I have no idea what J is. -J?
I-have-no-idea-saurus.
(The ninth try)
I think I'm in a jungle! What do I do?
Kids, sing along!
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC, let's sing with dinosaurs.
Jang-hun!
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC, let's call the names of dinosaurs.
Start! A! Ankylosaurus
B! Brachiosaurus
C! Compsognathus
D! Deinonychus
E! Elasmosaurus
F! Fabrosaurus
G! Gallimamus
Joon-hyung, it's "mi!" Gallimimus!
It's "mi!" Gallimimus!
(Failed the ninth time too)
It's our last chance, Joon-hyung.
-Pink for men! -The feeling!
Okay, here we go. This is our last one.
Guys, what's so hard about it? I don't get it.
Hey, this is good!
"See the English lyrics for one verse"
-We should see hers. -I'm the only one who doesn't know.
(They picked the 12th verse with J)
-Yes, that one. -But I can't read English.
I'll look. I'll look.
(The English lyrics revealed!)
(The name is finally revealed: J, Jaxartosaurus)
Okay, hurry, hurry! Give us the music! The last chance!
(Because they used the chance card, they must begin now)
(Their last try, the tenth try)
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC, let's sing with dinosaurs.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC, let's call the names of dinosaurs. Start!
A! Ankylosaurus
B! Brachiosaurus
C! Compsognathus
D! Deinonychus
E! Elasmosaurus
F! Fabrosaurus
G! Gallimimus
H! Hardisaurus
I! Iguanod...
(Failed the last try)
Why? Me?
It's hardisaurus, right?
(But Kyung-hun clearly said "Hardisaurus.")
You said it's hardisaurus.
That's what I thought.
Hey!!
That's what I thought.
(Feels betrayed)
(Oh, well... stuff happens.)
-You have to give us a few more chances. -We were almost there.
Just one more time.
What do we have to do to listen to the whole song again?
We'll do anything.
-Whatever we can? -What should we do?
Let's collect money.
How about Jang-hun armwrestles anyone he chooses?
Anybody I want?
(Choose wisely!)
(He checks out each one of them)
-No, no. -No way. You can't pick him.
No way.
Isn't he the weakest, then?
(He checks out the other guys thoroughly)
Yeah.
(I'm gonna go with you)
-Jang-hun, he's not easy. -Go up there.
-The whole song, all right? -Okay. The whole song.
Ready.
(His team's fate depends on it)
(His co-workers' pride depends on it)
Start!
(Match begins)
Oh. Wait. What's happening? Jang-hun!
(Putting up a good fight)
Oh. Wait. What's happening? Jang-hun!
(Will Jang-hun lose just like this?)
(Grin)
(Easy win)
(The boss can't keep a straight face)
-What's funny is... -Wow! It's a dinosaur!
(It's Godzilla-saurus!)
-Just listen to your own part. -Your own part.
-Seriously, we... -Because...
It's our last chance. Listen to the whole song, and
we won't talk about the song, and we'll just start.
And if we make it, good. If we fail, it's over.
This is about our pride.
The whole song.
(Listen to the whole song)
(Blinking)
(Super focused)
(Mumble)
(The students try to memorize it once more)
(And the word they got wrong last time)
(Hadrosaurus)
(Got it)
(Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,)
(Let's remember the names of dinosaurs. Promise!)
We'll start right away. Play the music!
(Will it be a water bomb or a pass)
(The final try that will determine their fate!)
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC, let's sing with dinosaurs.
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC, let's call the names of dinosaurs. Start!
A! Ankylosaurus
B! Brachiosaurus
C! Compsognathus
D! Deinonychus
E! Elasmosaurus
F! Fabrosaurus
G! Gallimimus
H! Hadrosaurus
I! Iguanodon
J! Jaxartosaurus
K! Kentrosaurus
L! Lambeosaurus
M! Megalous
N! Nodosaurus
Let's sing together
Dinosaur ABC, Dinosaur ABC,
Let's remember the names of dinosaurs. Promise!
(We did it!)
(We kept our promise just like the lyrics)
Now we'll announce the result, then.
You have to announce it?
Did you pass or fail? One, two, three!
(Of course we passed, right?)
One, two, three!
-What? -Why?
(What?)
-What? -Who was it? -Where was it?
You can't say the unison part was wrong. We were just happy-
Just tell us who it was exactly.
Min Kyung-hun got it wrong.
Hey, what the-
A? or the last part? M?
-What did you say? -Mega-megal-megalosaurus.
Megalosaur-megalosaurus.
You didn't say megalosaurus.
Megalous.
He said megalous.
-Oh, who cares about dinosaur names. -The punishment...
I'm sorry, but can we take back how we got all excited at the end?
(Because we're embarrassed...)
We got really excited and we made promises, Ho-dong.
Can't we take it back?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Sing that song for us. "I'm sorry...."
I am sorry, I don't deserve to...
(I'm sorry. I don't deserve to correct you guys!)
(Still, don't hate me)
Now the punishment!
(Time for the punishment!)
(The other students are punished because of Kyung-hun's mistake)
(I'm a sinner)
(End of class)
(Banging on the door)
(The girls are here!)
(What the heck)
(The girls disrupt the peace)
(Surprise)
(Twice is ready to give it their all)
(Looking scary)
You have SM and Mystic here, so why no JYP?!
We have a new motto for the class.
"JYP is watching"
(However)
(The guys are not easy(?))
We're on a roll these days.
(The hottest ones now)
(Sha sha sha)
(The guys cheered up even more than usual)
(The chemistry is not too bad)
(Whispering?)
(Ssamja's ideal type is Jung-yeon?)
Are Jung-yeon and Kyung-hun...
(Twist of fate? Jung-yeon suddenly confesses)
(How will this love triangle end?)
(Ask Us Anything)
How about Lee Jung-hyun?
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